One day, a tiger-ish Singh got so annoyed with all sorts of baseless accusations, threats, bullets, street-demonstrating-anger that were thrown against him that he blurted out indignantly “Stop messing around with me, Singh is King!”
A semi-bald, son of somebody thought he ought to make a reply at this poor victim of his doings that he yelled “Hor! You insulted the monarchy! I will bring you to court!”
The tiger-ish Singh bemused, “What about Burger King?”
I LOL.